Courtesy of Goddess from http://www.theworldofgoddess.com 

"Ode to My Dead----Really Dead---Tomato Plants":

You were inside the trailer
all lively, warm and fun
You spread your leaves wide
and soaked up the sun.
I watered you daily
You had a hint of a bloom
You were so green and leafy,
you brightened up the room
Mike South said "Outside!"
"NO!" I cried, "It's too soon!
But he insisted.
That big Southern buffoon.
So yesterday I took you
outside to thrive
this morning I found you frozen
and so VERY un-alive.
I blame Mike South for
for this horrible blow,
for unemployment, recessesion
and for making me sit through that sucky Tera Patrick show.

***

From Brandon in Fayetteville, West Virginia 11.11.06

my dick is sweaty,
my balls are hard,
come fuck me now,
in my back yard

***

Poem: Ode to the Pornographic Poet
O poet with your lines of vulgarity
Describing acts in bed
Acts outside of bed
And the size of actors wands
Some cringe at what you write
Being more blunt then they know how
While others clap for you
As you take a heartend bow
Some take your poems
And make the sheets as dirty
As the words in your poetry
O poet of vulgarity
Your words ring of pornography
by: Aurora Jade Pichette
date: June 13th, 2006

***

my cock is rock like a cinderblock
hangin from the moon witch i catch bass at 23 pounds
of course i wanna fuck a horse
my asshole bleeds continually because of the meat grinder i slam into it then turn on
by Eli
12.04.07

***

the n*ggers un my head go bam bam bam in my asshole,
while i'm dreamin about big dicks going in mouth,
i liek to eat caleiflower while im jizzing,
on a flower,
sometimes i jerk off, to my mom poopin,
while im taking a shower,
snoopin through the dirty magazines that dad has, dad is bad, he has a big dick, one time he tried to take me fishing, and fuck me with a stick
by Eli
12.04.07

***

take a shit, lick my balls,
poop in k mart, with fuckin taco sauce,
play with a furby while your jerkin off,
my mom likes the bang dad with fuckin balls,
aqnd they watch hannah montana while they bang, bang bangbang, mom says fuck my pooon tang.
by Eli
12.04.07

***

Suck my dick once suck it twice,

My head’s full of lice,

Coughin up blood smoking n*gger’n cigger,

My dick is better than urs caz its bigger,

I always shit on the walls,

Then rub chocolate sauce on my balls,

Have my dog come lick it up,

Then I shoot frickin dick erupt

Mr. T pisses me off makes me wanna fight,

Shove my pecker in ur mom’s pooper make it tight,

I love eatin pussy all night long,

Then smoke my crack and weed in my bong,

I rape jews moms with my schlong,

Then I smoke and eat Ding Dongs

I read BigUns magazine all day long while im at school,

I sit at the back of the bus and get my dick sucked caz im cool,

I snort cocaine and crack all in a single line,

Fuck your mom and charge her a fuckin fine,

Went to the mall and had Chinese Food low mein,

Then rape ur cousins caz im frickn pain train,

By: Dale from South Carolina

12.05.07

***


First Poem

Shit on the walls,

Rub piss on my balls,

Fart in your mouth,

Then lick it down south

By: Dale from South Carolina

2nd Poem

Shit on the walls,

Rub piss on my balls,

Fart in your mouth,

Then lick it down south

3rd Poem

Strawberries in my ass,

Shit it out in class,

Piss out Cream cheese,

And titty fuck teacher’s double D’s

By: Dale from South Carolina

12.05.07

***

Smoking weed with the n*ggers, while we cough. Got my trusty can opener, so i can jerk off. Fuckin myself with a can of soup, open your fuckin mouth i gotta poop.

*******

Shitting out the inside of my asshole at the mall, i got cancer... only have one ball, the mexican food tore me up, went home and fucked my pup, when i'm done it will be cool, i'll spray diahreah in your pool.

******

My asshole is is swollen while im bowling cause im fuckin strollin my dick to all the dogs in the town they they make my frown upside down when im plowin asshole with my 16 incher hangin down

******
 shit in my mouth, piss on my face, i'll smash your ballsac, with a medevil mace

******

 while you're jerkin off, plese don't fall, i'll suck it good, all the way to the balls

******
 slammin asshole, poundin puss, jizz in your face, shit in my mouth you fucking wuss

******
 i've got got shitballs, from my nasty ass overalls, covered in asshole juice, that bruce pooped from his gooch

******

 my asshole stinks, it fuckin reaks, there is 50 hairs with a glob of shit stuck in it, spray diahreah on my tit.

******
dick is throbbin, asshole hurtin, watch gay pron, and jerk your gerkin

******
 asshole pain, from runnin the train, butthole feels like someone set it aflame, jerkin off to snakes on a plane

******
asshole of shit, fuck my clit, got a piece of celary, put it in your ass, fuck it real fast, caught a largmouth bass, fucked it's mouth, threw it back, put something in my dick hole, it was a thumb tack, seen dad pissin, went over to get me a piece of dad's ass, oh dad oh dad fuck me dad your bad, jizz in my mouth, wash it out with dr pepper, write you a dirty letter, telling you how much my asshole stinks, after i shit, jerk off a little bit, gotta poop i love you!


From eli Y. and Brandon M.

12.05.07

*****

FOR ALEXANDER

you could conquer the world with your hairy chest
you'd come to the Blue thought you were the best
but what the heck, Alexander, were all the rest?
so now the challenge now the test

one poem each who's got the reach
poems of sex poems that teach

go out on a limb with your poetical sin
i swear your slimy rhymes will run thin

but it's all in good cheer
this elimination of fear

let the puritans puke
with our poems that nuke
they can try to rebuke

what's free and what's true
the fact is, Alexander
they can't touch you.


rich quatrone
4feb09
for the good old days